Keeping Bathing Suit Tabs
Helloo lovelies! Yes, I missed you all terribly. Holiday was wonderful. Now back to the daily but fabulous grind that is Ji's life in the city. Ah, it's good to be back.
The location wherein Mr. Ji and I holed away was so small that it was rather easy to keep up on daily bathing suit tabs of the other female holidayers. Just how many bathing suits does one need while on a fab.u.lous. holiday?
Personally, I brought three bikinis and a one piece suit for the rare times that I might feel like doing some serious laps in the pool. Although I did wear each suit at least once, for the most part I interchanged between my two favorite bikinis. Which means, I suppose, that I really only needed those two favorite bikinis. Believe it or not, I was actually on the more down to earth side as far as number of bathing suits go. Thus, I reason that three bathing suits is a good number for a holiday.
I give some leeway to those young (and not so young) chickidees who were honeymooning (which seemed like practically everyone.) On one's honeymoon, a girl should certainly go overboard. Overboard with cute bathing suits, cute dresses, cute sandals, cute bags and on and on. Certainly overboard on the love element as well -yes? So, to the honeymooners, take as many suits as make you happy. (But please don't forget the cute coverups to match!) There was one honeymooner there from the London area. I never saw her in the same suit twice. Although she lacked any cute coverups; as I said, London, we'll forgive her.
Most of the other women had north of three bathing suits each. When did this multi-bathing suit condition necessitate itself? Today, four bathing suits, tomorrow what? The craziness has got to stop. Don't you agree friends?
The location wherein Mr. Ji and I holed away was so small that it was rather easy to keep up on daily bathing suit tabs of the other female holidayers. Just how many bathing suits does one need while on a fab.u.lous. holiday?
Personally, I brought three bikinis and a one piece suit for the rare times that I might feel like doing some serious laps in the pool. Although I did wear each suit at least once, for the most part I interchanged between my two favorite bikinis. Which means, I suppose, that I really only needed those two favorite bikinis. Believe it or not, I was actually on the more down to earth side as far as number of bathing suits go. Thus, I reason that three bathing suits is a good number for a holiday.
I give some leeway to those young (and not so young) chickidees who were honeymooning (which seemed like practically everyone.) On one's honeymoon, a girl should certainly go overboard. Overboard with cute bathing suits, cute dresses, cute sandals, cute bags and on and on. Certainly overboard on the love element as well -yes? So, to the honeymooners, take as many suits as make you happy. (But please don't forget the cute coverups to match!) There was one honeymooner there from the London area. I never saw her in the same suit twice. Although she lacked any cute coverups; as I said, London, we'll forgive her.
Most of the other women had north of three bathing suits each. When did this multi-bathing suit condition necessitate itself? Today, four bathing suits, tomorrow what? The craziness has got to stop. Don't you agree friends?

2 Comments:
At 2:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
I think this column needs a good dose of bitchy, biting, sarcasm to spice it up a bit... Cmon, Ji, let err rip.
if you need some help, why not turn to one of your GBF's for tips! ;)
At 3:09 PM,
Ji said…
bitchy, biting, sarcastic? little ole me? never! (insert huge dose of sarcasm)
mwa!
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