Clooney on the Premises

Word on the street is that George Clooney will be in our offices today filming a movie. Straight women and gay men alike are all a flutter. All of the excitment really cracks me up. It's not as if George is going to stop by and have lunch, ya know? Although I do understand why George does it for some people, he just doesn't do it for me. I mean if there were only 3 men left in the world and he was one of them, I wouldn't cry if I was forced to procreate with him in order to keep the human population afloat. But he's not on my top ten list, probably not even top twenty for that matter. I'm just upset because apparently he's playing a lawyer in the movie and I already have him cast as a lawyer in the movie that is to be made out of my first novel! Oh the conundrum.